The advertisement suggested that there were lots of lonely, randy housewives out there just waiting to take a call. ‘Live phone sex’ is what they promised. I haven’t been in a relationship for a long time now (not through choice I might add) and I have always been shy when it comes to being intimate with women so perhaps if I were to call one of these apparently sexually frustrated women I could arouse myself and learn something new about the opposite sex. It might be a bit embarrassing but I think the whole point of ringing these numbers is to get turned on so if I get a bit horny I’ll have to put the phone down and sort myself out. There is also the chance that I might not get turned on at all. I suppose it depends on who I end up talking to but I think I’ll try it anyway. Here goes.